Tuesday, July 22, 2008

short stories

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure , why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 

"I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. 

"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! 

She's gone. 

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. 

"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! 

He's gone. 

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. 

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of the story Always let your boss have the first say.


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. 

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. 

Moral of the story BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. 


A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. 

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. 

Morals of this story 
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Terima kasih atas kunjungan dan komen anda.


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Setiap yang bermula, akan berakhir...
Setiap yang baru akan menjadi lama...
Setiap yang bertemu akan berpisah...
Kalau sudah begitu, apa gunanya kita mulakan...
kalau sudah begitu, apa gunanya kita memiliki yang baru..
kalau sudah begitu, apa perlunya kita bertemu...
Jika yang bermula, akan ada akhirnya...
Jika yang baru, akan menjadi lama sudahnya..
Jika yang bertemu, akan terpisah juga penghujungnya
yang entah di mana dan bila..
Detik permulaan, ketentuan Tuhan...
Detik pengakhiran, Takdirnya Tuhan..
Yang baru, Tuhan yang jadikan
Kelakkan usang, fitrahnya begitu..
Pertemuan, adalah keizinan Allah
Perpisahan jua... adalah ketetapan Allah
Siapalah kita.. hanya hamba...
yang tidak berdaya...
cuma merancang,
tapi selalu pincang,
cuma berakal,
kekadang hilang akal,
cuma berusaha
tanpaNya kita tk berdaya.